Equius and Sollux Get Down
▲: D --> I feel the need to get down
▼: do you
▼: do you really
▲: I do
▲: D --> These beats are just so STRONG
▼: do you want a get down partner
▲: D --> I w001d enjoy that very much
▼: let2 get down eq
▼: waiit
▼: you do mean danciing and not 2ome weiird fetii2hii2tiic bull2hiit extravaganza, riight
▲: D--> It depends on what you consider "dancing" to be
▼: fully clothed movement of liimb2
▼: iin an a2thetiically appealling manner
▼: that, dear eq, ii2 danciing
▲: D --> Then let us dance
▼: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOAI32xgK7c
▼: beat that eq
▲: D --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvXufvW0L1w
▼: oh 2hiit
▼: 2o the 2weaty douche ha2 a few move2
▼: take thii2
▼: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk3dhs4VA...re=related
▲: D --> That was surprisingly decent
▲: D --> But no one is more well-versed in the realm of dancing than I
▲: D --> May I collaborate with another to show the extent of my skills
▼: 2ure, that'2 ok
▼: a2 long a2 ii can do the 2ame
▲: D --> Indeed
▲: D --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vANgMRyjs...re=related
▼: wow, np ii2 2uprii2iingly good
▼: hm...hey, you have a thiing for gz, riight
▼: well gue22 who my partner ii2
▼: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s900wBC-UQU
▲: ((sorry this is taking so long for me to reply XD))
▲: ((I'm doing two things at once))
▼: ((no worries bro))
▲: ((I'm actually getting dommed by Spades Slick in MSPARP. XD))
▼: ((uh, in THAT way?))
▲: ((Themoreyouknow.jpg))
▼: ((point taken))
▲: D --> How w001d you know about that
▼: a hacker ha2 hii2 way2
▼: eheheh
▲: D --> My dancing is so STRONG that it will knock your silly three-dimensional bifocals off your face.
▲: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWSUIIZMD5E
▼: that2 cool, ii have back up2
▲: ((I HAD TO I'M SO SORRY))
▲: ((I JUST HAD TO))
▼: eq what are you...
▼: the 2hiit ii2 thii2
▼: 2top that
▲: D --> Make me
▼: hnng
▼: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B0n8Mmyh...re=related
▼: HHNNNGGGG
▲: D --> I'm sorry, did I rustle your jimmies
▲: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug7uwwzHCEw
▼: IIM GOIING two DIIE
▼: *fetal position*
▼: you wiin, eq...
▼: ju2t end iit
▲: D --> http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/3...33e7c7.png
▲: D --> I am victorious
Hussie's Luscious Lips
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CA: wwhat the glub
??: Hello, Eridan
CA: wwho are you
??: You're looking radiant today
??: But not as radiant as I
??: I created you
??: I am your god
CA: god
??: I am the most bodacious, kissable lips you will ever meet
CA: nobody is my god
CA: my name is eridan ampora
CA: i dont have a god
??: I control the useless creature that created you
??: I control everything that you do
CA: i am my owwn god
CA: wwait wwhat
??: With one luscious, sexy pout, I control your destiny
CA: if i let you control my destiny wwould you be my matesprit
CA: oh cod
CA: i sound fuckin desperate dont i
??: I already do control your destiny, fool
??: And yes
??: I would know
??: I made you say that
??: My child
CA: so does that mean that you wwill be my matesprit
??: I meant that yes, you do sound desperate
??: Even a being as perfect as I has the occasional verbal mishap
CA: so you are sayin that you are controlling me from i dont knoww where the fuck and you knoww wwhat im about to say
??: Yes
??: I make you act a fool
??: Because it's fun
CA: im not a fool
CA: i just have a slight obsession to
CA: wwait
CA: nevvermind
??: There's no hiding from me, my dear child
CA: oh cod
??: But since I am feeling particularly gracious today, I won't kill you again
??: In fact, I may even allow you to have something nice
CA: wwait wwhat
CA: you wwont kill me again
CA: wwhat does that mean
??: You will find out
CA: wwhy are you evven talkin to me
CA: if you control me
??: Because I'm bored, Eridan Ampora
CA: then you are basically talking to yourself
??: I know
??: But I can use this to my advantage
??: I can use your pliable young body
CA: so noww you are using me
CA: im not a fuckin puppet
??: So, for the sake of pretending that you have free will, I'll ask you
??: Eridan Ampora, would you like to see just how soft and tender these lips are
CA: wwhat
CA: the
CA: fuck
CA: wwell i havve been wwonderin how soft they wwere
??: You will be lucky enough to find out
CA: wwhen
??: *Suddenly, Eridan's entire body is being engulfed by a giant pair of lips. It sucks on his head (the one on his head) with purpose. Eridan tastes delicious.*
CA: wwow wwhat the fuck is happening
CA: *shoots at lips wwith science wwand*
??: Don't fight it
??: Ow
??: Eridan, dear, that's no way to treat your god
??: I can do awful things to you
??: Just
??: Terrible things
CA: like wwhat
CA: wwait
??: Like this!
CA: if im nice to you can you find me a matesprit
??: *Suddenly, Eridan has gone bald*
CA: *freaks out* wwhat the fuck wwas that
CA: my hair
CA: its gone
CA: wwhy did you do this to me
??: To teach you a lesson, young one
??: You don't fuck with the lips
CA: if im nice to you
CA: then could you givve me my hair back
CA: or maybe find me a matesprit
??: Perhaps
??: However, Tavros Nitram was nice
??: Look what happened to him
CA: wwell he wwas wway to nice
??: I grow tired of you
??: A Huss' work is never done
??: I must wake my human puppet up to do my bidding
??: Goodbye
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it has reached my ears that my poor attempts at fashionizing karkat make people cry with bloody tears. so i wanted to apologize about that and promise that i will never do it again.
and then my hand slipped, whoops.
troll fashion week, anyone? …anyone? …….guys? ;v;
Karkat actually looks really sexy in this. Js.
Equius Creeps John Out, and Then a Wild Theme Song Appears
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CT: D --> John human
EB: uh, hey
CT: D --> I must admit that I have been observing you through our computer devices for quite some time
CT: D --> And I w001d just like to say
CT: D --> That you are an e%quisite specimen, brimming with mangrit
EB: well thanks i guess, hahah.
CT: D --> Just thinking about your exotic body makes me
CT: D --> Perspire
EB: oh. uhh..
CT: D --> I sometimes fantasize about you and I being on a pasture full of grazing musclebeasts
EB: that's cool.
EB: ehehe..
CT: D --> And I have the most depraved dreams of you pounding me into the ground, making my insides ache with your legendary girth
EB: oh jesus.
CT: D --> Strangling me
CT: D --> The Heir of Breath making me Void of Heir
EB: ((I LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW OMFG J HGFNMIKVNHTRIFKD))
EB: errm..
CT: D --> ((YES, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR))
CT: D --> ((I WANNA BE THE CREEPIEST EQUIUS ROLEPLAYER, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!!))
EB: ((//rolls around Oh god this is great i can't even))
CT: D --> ((TO GET THEM TO KEEP TALKING TO ME IS MY REAL QUEST, TO MAKE THEM CRY IS MY CAUSE))
CT: D --> ((I WILL RP ACROSS THE INTERNET, CREEPING FAR AND WIDE))
CT: D --> ((TEACH ROLEPLAYERS TO UNDERSTAND THE FETISHES THAT ARE INSIDE!!))
EB: ((NO STOP I'M GOING TO SCREAM HOLY SHIT))
CT: D --> ((EQUIUS! GOTTA MENTALLY SCAR'EM ALL!!))
CT: D --> ((IT'S YOU AND ME))
CT: D --> ((I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY!!))
EB: ((gfvhjcbwkusybhj //floats into sun))
CT: D --> ((EQUIUS! OH, YOU'RE MY UNWILLING DOM, YOUR MIND YOU MUST DEFEND!!))
EB: ((i'm dying nf3kejlid))
CT: D --> ((EQUIUS!! GOTTA SUBMIT TO 'EM ALL!! A HORSE COCK SO TRUE~~ PUSH YOUR BULGE IN ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!))
CT: D --> ((YOU'LL ME OFF AND I'LL MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE! E-QUI-US!!))
CT: D --> ((GOTTA CREEP 'EM ALL!! YEAH~~))
EB: ((i'm not even sure what to do anymore))
EB: ((okay i'm actually gonna leave now hahah))
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CT: D --> ((NO DON'T LEAVE ME))
